Yogurt

I love ads that get right to the point: Offer this yogurt to a woman playing pinball and you’re in like Flynn.  I ran out and bought some yogurt right away.

I must have had the wrong yogurt because it didn’t work for me at all.  Also, if it doesn’t work the first time, it won’t work the second or ninth or thirty-third time either.  In the end, all I managed to get was a night in the local lockup and a restraining order.  And I really didn’t need another one of those!