The Manliest Move in Pinball

The death save is a pinball move to bitch slap the ball back into play after it wusses out and goes down the right outlane. “GET BACK HERE SUCKA, I AINT TRUE WIT YOU YET.”

The death save is so manly you can’t use it in tournaments cause all the tears from the sissies short-circuits the games.

The death save was invented by GLADIATORS in Ancient Rome and Spartacus killed four men while doing death saves one-handed!

If you are a sensitive sissy person, you may wish to not watch this video, as it’s manliness may make you cry yourself to sleep on your giant rainbows and ponies pillow.