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The Manliest Move in Pinball

October 2, 2012

The death save is a pinball move to bitch slap the ball back into play after it wusses out and goes down the right outlane. “GET BACK HERE SUCKA, I AINT TRUE WIT YOU YET.”

The death save is so manly you can’t use it in tournaments cause all the tears from the sissies short-circuits the games.

The death save was invented by GLADIATORS in Ancient Rome and Spartacus killed four men while doing death saves one-handed!

If you are a sensitive sissy person, you may wish to not watch this video, as it’s manliness may make you cry yourself to sleep on your giant rainbows and ponies pillow.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Jay permalink
    October 3, 2012 8:21 am

    Waaah… ok. Have fun next time your there then.

  2. Jonny 0 permalink*
    October 3, 2012 8:18 am

    comment deleted

    I’ve seen you take up your personal beef with Tim Arnold on a forum or two. Don’t bring it here.

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