Hot Brazilian chick playing for cash.

Pinball prices got you down?  Fear not!  Sort of.  Not really.

This Tuesday starting at 7pm.  No entry after 8pm.  $5 entry, as usual, plus coin drop.

This is a three game tournament with each game limited to 4 minutes.  Top 8 or 12 will go on to the finals, depending on attendance.

WPPR points will be awarded.  This is a first of three series so each tourney will award 1/3 WPPRs.  I’ll also have some raffle prizes available.

See you there!

Stephen Kleckner, who ran a Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser earlier in the year, has just announced a tourney in the aftermath of the unbelievable events which recently occurred during the Boston Marathon.  Come on out and support this!

> When: May 5th 2013
> Time: Noon
> Place: Phoenix Games
> Price: 20 bucks
> WPPR: Working on it
> Prize: 5 goes to tournament pot. Depending on size of pot, either winner
> take all or we can split top 3 (70/20/10)
>
> Charity? 15 of 20 goes to a charity pot. Hoping someone can suggest a
> charity that is more direct to the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing.
> Worse comes to worst, we’ll go with one of the big organizations.
>
> Why?: Why not?
>
> Format: 3-strikes. Matches are best 2 out of 3 games. First game random,
> RPS for second game/position choice.
>
> Posters: I will be selling a poster, with 100% of the proceeds going into
> the charity pot. If you’re at the event, it’s 10 bucks. If you’re out of
> state, 17 to cover the stupid expensive shipping tubes (seriously why are
> these things almost more than the damned postage?) and shipping. If you
> want it signed, lemme know. My ego won’t be bruised and feelings won’t be
> hurt if you don’t want it signed or you don’t want to buy one at all. It’s
> just an extra source to raise the charity pot. On that note, I haven’t
> forgotten the people who bought Royale 2013 posters. I’ll have them at the
> event for you guys.
>
> Website:http://www.drunkentemple.com/bayngbackbostonFull site and rules
> will be up in 24-48 hours. When the rules are up, please pay special
> attention to a new “on the clock” rule. Although it hasn’t been a major
> issue, we have had incidents of players deciding to just mysteriously
> wander off and wank down the street mid-match while their opponent is
> standing around waiting. This is not meant to penalize players being
> present and just taking their time to play their match, but to reasonably
> cut down on people disappearing altogether in the middle of a game. ALSO,
> being late no longer guarantees a bye…it just guarantees you may get a
> strike.
>
> Pre-reg via p…@drunkentemple.com
>
> Soft cap at 40-ish players.

This past weekend I attended the largest pinball tournament in the world, all the way across the country near Pittsburgh, PA.    It was a fantastic time in so many different ways and if you’ve ever thought about going you absolutely should.  Win or lose, the experience is worth it.

Sean Grant playing in the Finals.  Note the pennants hanging in the rafters honoring past PAPA Champions.

As someone who runs tournaments fairly frequently, I really admire how organized they keep it all.  For example, there were so many players this year that on many of my game banks there were two groups of four players.  It was never a problem because they ordered the games for each group for minimal wait times.  The tie-breakers ran a bit late on Day One but overall it was super-efficient.  With nearly 400 players in the mix, it’s just amazing how well it runs.

You also have to appreciate all the non-tournament things they do to improve things.  The bathrooms were much better and they had much better on-site food than last year.  The parking situation was also better with a satellite lot and hotel shuttle.  The hotel shuttle to Extended Stay saved me a rental car and made the trip more affordable.  More than any other venue, PAPA has that “get here, and we’ll do the rest” sort of feeling.

Of course, it’s always great to see familiar faces and friends in the mix and Pinburgh is definitely a who’s who of top competitive pinball.  I got to see Daniele Acciari, the Italian master, play in-person for the first time.  I played in a group with last year’s B Division Champion Johnny Modica.  I played in two groups with Special When Lit star Koi Morris.

The ELK was there in spirit.

I brought a few sci-fi books to StevenP – most of his collection got wiped out in Hurricane Sandy.  I met a cool guy from France who told me my recount of last year’s event inspired him to go this year.  That was quite flattering!

Several people asked me, “Are you Jonny O?” and then complimented my blog.  (To all those people, if you’re heading to the bay area for work or fun, drop me a line – there’s always something going on in pinball and we’ll plug you right in.)

So, how did it go?  I did terribly.  There’s just no getting around it.  Just horrible.  Let’s analyze my fail:

Last year I noticed two big problems with how I was playing.  First, my nerves really got to me.  After a weak round I went into the next round thinking I have to make up for that last round.  Too much pressure.  This year I told myself if I have a bad round, forget about it, it’s over, walk it off and focus on the upcoming rounds.

I was improved in this regard.  I put past losses out of my mind and focused on the next round.  Pinburgh is a very social tournament but also a very high-pressure tournament.  Your opponents are quick to congratulate you on a good ball or a “wow, you got screwed” when you received a house ball from the machine, but still, the competition is very intense.

The second problem with last year was my play style.  I’m more of a “control” player and I like to do lots of live catches, traps, bounce passes and so on.  The games at PAPA, generally speaking, are designed to make life very hard on control players.  Very hard.  Similar to how hell makes life very hard on snow balls.  They use super bouncy rubbers, powerful flipper coils, powerful pops, sensitive sling.  It all means the ball is screaming toward the flippers and often the best choice is to flip it away to hopefully somewhere safe.  (In fact, a minor criticism of how the games are set up: I saw the ball going a million miles an hour hop the flipper on a couple EMs – ouch!  Fortunately, not me.)

This year I decided to play more on-the-fly or loose, particularly on ball one of each game.  My plan was not to go for a trap or a bounce pass unless the game was clearly letting me have one.  Did it work?  oh hell no.  For one, it just threw me out of my game. Last year I might have been in control for only a ball or two, and sacrificed a ball trying a bounce pass or whatever.  This year I just flailed like a monkey riding an electronic bull while being beaten with a riding crop.  Live and learn, I guess.

I never really got to a point where I was playing my game.  I was clunky and confused, and my competitors were leaving me in the dust.  I was in the Indianapolis 500 driving a Dodge Neon.  As any competitive player knows, the absolute worst thing is when you’re playing someone and you know you’re better, but you just can’t seem to put a game together for the win.  

I went in with the goal of qualifying for Day 2 around mid-B Division or better, but not in A Division, where I really didn’t feel I had a shot.  After two rounds, that plan was going off the rails faster than a Lindsay Lohan rehab stint, so I focused on qualifying well in C Division.  I ended right in the middle of C for Day Two.

Day Two isn’t even worth recounting in-depth, it was so bad.  I was basically out of the running after Round 3.  I don’t want to talk about it.  Dejected, I went to the parking lot and some nice players from the northwest hooked me up with shots of Old Crow.  I didn’t play much better afterward but I was in a much better mood, that’s for sure.

Now that the tournament was over a few of us decided to take in some local art and culture at one of the finest pubs in Carnegie, PA.

But what happens at the Emerald Ice stays at the Emerald Ice.  Suffice to say, when we left I had trouble pronouncing my hotel name to the designated driver.  I got a lot of shit for it.

The Emerald Ice bar apparently really wants you to know their phone number.

Sunday was a leisurely affair for me since I was out of the running and nursing a hangover.  I played a few dollar games and some fellow bay area locals ran our own little mini-tourney.  My roommate did okay in D Division and won $200.  We watched some of the Finals which were very exciting.  We played lots of “revenge” games since most of the tournament games were now available for Casual play.  Again, how bad did I play?  I got 26,000 in the tournament on Hokus Pokus.  I played it after the tournament and got 96,000, 77,000 and 74,000 without even really trying.  And on a local one at Playland not at the Beach, I’ve scored 188,000 one-handed.

When I first arrived on Wednesday I walked down to the PAPA facility from my hotel and noticed the Carnegie Historical Society, so on Monday, with time to kill, I decided to drop in.

It was a cool little volunteer-run place.  Someone made a big miniature of what Carnegie looked like before World War II, and the place had lots of cool pop culture stuff as you can imagine – old signs, bottles, beer and soda cans and so on – all the remnants of history that a few people thought or by chance happened to save.  If you’re a baseball fan, they’ve got a room full of Honus Wagner stuff.  I first checked for some family history (my grandfather lived in the Pittsburgh area) and then I asked if they had anything about pinball.  They said ‘no’, so I donated my Pinburgh poster and around a dozen different PAPA tokens for their collection, explaining the designs were by local artists.  The woman at the desk got really excited and told me how her husband had two pinball games and a puck bowler in their basement.  We talked some local history and then I trek’d back to the bus stop to catch a bus to the airport.

Back to reality.  Back to normal life.

In 50 or a hundred years, maybe someone will go into the Carnegie Historical Society and ask: “I heard there was a big pinball tournament here.  You got anything on that?”  Now they can say they do.

Dave Baach, who used to be with the PAPA organization, once told me at the Pacific Pinball Exposition: “This is a more than just a show.  It’s creating memories.”  I think that’s about the highest compliment.

Kevin, Mark, Bowen and the PAPA team created a lot of great memories.  Tip of the hat for a great job.

Long live pinball.

Looks like the art may follow the Dirty Donny style.

The PAPA crew have just posted last year’s Finals.  They are definitely worth a watch, as well as many of their other videos.  Bowen Kerins asked that re-posts of the Finals link to the PAPA blog, so check it all out here.  Over 3 hours of pinball action with commentary!!

Also, for those of you who don’t know, they’ve done tons of great tutorials.  You can access the tutorials at pinball.org

Great article on the Pacific Pinball Museum.

“The landlord said we’d never make it,” said Michael Schiess, executive director of the Pacific Pinball Museum in Alameda, California. “We were really just a hole in the wall, a speakeasy kind of thing.” Flash forward ten years and the museum has proved the landlord dead wrong.

Full story here.

Meet Markus Rothkranz, the world’s top pinball artist.

Markus actually doesn’t like to brag about being the world’s top pinball artist, he’s kind of embarrassed about it actually.  He just schlepped pinball to pay the bills, he says.  So just to be clear, he’s NOT bragging even though it may sound, look and feel like he’s bragging, he’s actually not.

Markus is a film maker, as he says in the video, and he really wanted to be off doing important stuff, such as… well, according to his IMDB page, pretty much nothing.  BUT his TV Movie TO THE ENDS OF TIME scored an impressive 5.2 stars out of 10, and that’s over twice as many stars as Battlefield Earth, which means Markus is twice as successful as John Travolta in the filmmaking realm.  That’s just math, folks.

As he covers his pinball portfolio, Markus will talk about what other (far more) successful people have done, but not so you might confuse or associate their accomplishments with his own, but rather because he hopes you might confuse or associate their accomplishments with his own.  The difference is subtle and you’re probably not smart enough to understand it, so I won’t bother trying to explain it.

Some people don’t understand how cool Markus is and that’s why he’s forced FORCED to moderate all comments posted to his video, and why he has thumbs-up/down ratings disabled.  When you’re as cool as Markus you just don’t have time for the haters.

Skit-B Pinball have revealed an updated draft of the artwork for their new Predator pinball machine.  Only 250 games will be built.  The playfield art is all hand-drawn and the game’s theme is decidedly a lot more “adult” than other games.